Hello, I'm a critic from ! I have to start off by saying that this piece is hysterical! Or maybe satirical is the best word. You utilized everything in your arsenal to criticize racism that a lot of us don't consider. I really enjoyed your breakdown of stereotypes and examining how each one impacts you personally. You made everything so personal while still maintaining your comedic tone, and I love it so much! I think my absolute favorite part was you talking about driving. You include the digressions that make life interesting, but they stay on point enough for them to be productive; and it is so personal and nostalgic that it really drives the point home.
I know someone already pointed this out, but you wrote "starring instead of "staring" and "admitly" instead of "admittedly". I also don't exactly understand the (I bet... too many cats). I still find it funny, but I'm not sure why I'm supposed to find it funny, if you get what I mean by that. To some extent, I enjoy the bizarre twist from blasphemy to Naruto, but I also think it is a bit extreme compared to the rest of the piece.
In short, I love this piece, it makes me smile, and you did an excellent job crafting it.